Why Your Cell Phone Review Probably Sucks
November 13, 2007
I can tell you right now that if you review cell phones, your reviews are probably garbage. I can also tell you that most reviews that you read probably suck as well. Here’s why.
99.9% of reviews you’ll find have been written by internet marketing people that have never even seen the phone in real life. In all likelyhood, the fools are just reviewing based on what other people have said. You know it’s true. If you want to review a cell phone in a manner that actually helps people, you’re going to have to buy the freaking phone. Sell it on eBay after. Yeah it’s going to cost you some money but at least your review won’t suck.
How To Get Screwed When You Buy A Cell Phone
November 13, 2007
This method has been proven to work 99.9% of the time by dude with doctorate degrees. All you have to do to get screwed effectively when you buy a cell phone is go into the store and ask the cell phone dude what you should buy. He will then proceed to sell you a crap cell phone that didn’t cost him anything. That way he gets his maximum commissions and the store makes as much money as possible.
Don’t believe me? Try it out, it works like a champ.
